I'm pretty sure my destiny is to become a lonely spinster cat lady. Like, as far as any kind of social life goes, Forssa is as dead as a cemetery. And it would be tragic if I found someone from Forssa. At the same time, and I know bar scene is so not my scene, going to a bar is just as pointless. I am too shy and socially awkward to go talk to anybody and it seems that the same goes to the entire lady lovin' population of Finland. Why can't I have Heidi's social skills? I would love to be able to just talk to anybody. And I can't get liquid courage, because that wouldn't be pretty and I'm pretty sure that getting turned down would just shatter my self confidence, hence, I can just declare myself a cat lady and start collecting kitties now. I might just cancel Forssa Pride, because really, what's the point?
(Joking about Forssa Pride btw, in case you don't speak sarcasm)
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