Thursday, June 9, 2011

Local warming vs. Global warming

I don't do this often but sometimes you just have so much to say at different times of the day that you just NEED to post twice. Today's one of those days.

I think Sarah Palin and George W Bush are right. Yeah, I said it. Republicans were right for once. The topic? Global warming. They've been saying it for a long time and we didn't believe it. There obviously is no proof of the polar ice caps melting, or the overall temperature of the planet rising, or sea levels rising, or any truth to ANY of that. There's no more intense hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes or any of those happening any more frequently than there was before. No one is suffering from ANY of these things. And you know why? Because it's just LOCAL warming. I cracked the code. I did it! Hail the next super scientist, ME! You're gonna be seeing a lot of quotes by me in the news the next few years so I just want to let you all know that it was right here when you first read it. Written by yours truly. The amazing me! Because seriously, who can proof what's happening in the other side of the world? I mean do I really know that the ice caps are melting? Do I really know that there's more intense hurricanes in the atlantic? More intense tornadoes in the midwest USA? No, and that's because I wasn't there! Never have, never will. I can't tell if the tornadoes from few weeks back were any more powerful than previously, because I've never experienced any of them. BUT...


I have spent plenty (20+) of early Junes in Forssa and I can honestly say with my experience spanning for over 30 years that 34 degrees Celsius on June 9th at 7:45 pm hasn't happened before. So what can we conclude from my scientific observations? That's it's LOCAL warming, not GLOBAL!  I am amazed by my findings! Scientific breakthrough! I'll be coming out with my own "The inconvenient truth" movie soon! Stay tuned!

So, if you can rationalize your insane theories and observations and just base your opinion on what you've experienced, you should be able to run for the presidency in USA, at least if you're a Republican! And there is absolutely no point for arguing with me on this because I can't know what you are feeling/experiencing, as I'm not you, therefore my argument is the correct one!

Have a nice (hot) night!

p.s. STILL 22 days!

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