Monday, August 22, 2011

Let's play "Career Counselor"

EVERYBODY who reads this post NEEDS to participate. It's mandatory!

So I've obviously invested a lot of time and money on my environmental education (Bachelor of Science in Environmental Engineering and Master of Arts in Environmental Management) without much success in finding a job in the field. So far I have been rejected by both USA and Finland so maybe it's time to look outside the box. Am I not suitable for the environmental field? Am I suitable for office work? And if not, what would it be? I'm pretty sure my gigantic height and bad back rule out heavy manual labor. So if the environmental field and manual labor is out of the picture, what could/should I do?

Now if I could do whatever I wanted all day long and money was not an issue, here's 3 things I'd LOVE to be included in my job description:

reading fan fic

cats

advocating for gay rights


So...what's my job title?

I'm pretty sure I have a future as a cat lady and if you combine my passion for cats and gays (well mostly lesbians), that would mean that I should be working with gay cats? Am I right?

Anyways...suggestions in comments, please!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

1) Gay and lesbain animal shelter manager. Running a shelter for cats, dogs, horses, cows, lions etc that have decided to stop living a lie and rejoice in the love they have for members of their own sex.

2) Editor of a comic where most of comics are gay or lesbian. Or cats. Or lesbian cats.

That's all I got for now!

Jenni said...

Gareth, I think my ultimate goal would be to work with gay cats. Not sure if there's such a thing, or even how people would find me to work with their gay cats but that would be awesome!

You know, if I had ANY artistic talent, I would start my own lesbian cat comic book! Lesbian superhero cat saves the day. That would be amazing! But unfortunately no one would buy my stick figure drawings and I doubt I have enough imagination to come up with enough stuff to entertain people.Maybe in my next life though...

Thanks for playing Gareth!