New year's resolutions for 2012

I'm in my PJ's on my couch which obviously means I'm not going anywhere tonight. Staying home making sure the kittens are ok with all the loud noises coming from outside. So far they don't seem to care, which is a very good thing. I personally, though, wished that Finland would stop selling fireworks to individuals and those who need to have them in their lives could just pay small fee to the city to have professionals handle them. No need for this 24/7 for 3 days bullshit. And no need for all those eye accidents and burns and mental anguish idiots inflict on others. I have a scar in my eye ball which I got when I was a kid from a wayward spark from a roman candle and since then I've had major hatred for less-than-professionally-handled-fireworks.

Anyway, I have beer, guacamole, chips, pop corn, candy and salad to take care of my nourishment and kittens to keep me company. And noisy neighbors. What else could you need?

If there are Conan O'Brien fans out there, you might remember his Late night with Conan O'Brien skit for new years where one of the band members sang "In the year 2000...In the year 2000" after which Conan and a celeb guest would made all kinds of predictions for the coming year... Here's him with Megan Mullally (Karen from Will and Grace)



So that's what I'm gonna do too. In stead of making resolutions that I won't keep, I'm gonna predict the future. So here goes nothing!

In the year 2000...In the year 2000...

I will continue NOT to go to the gym but instead let my waist expand.

I will continue enjoying Corona's even though they destroy my budget.

I will continue embrace my OCSFPD, Obsessive Compulsive Shopping-For-Pets Disorder.

I will continue to be excited by everything the kittens do and gush about it on every possible media I can.

I will continue to be lazy.

I will continue to hate fireworks.

I will get the hell away from Forssa. One way or another.


In the year 2000...In the year 2000...and 12.

So, there you have it. Hope you are able to keep your New Year's resolutions. Have a great 2012! See you next year!