Or Oh Your God would be more accurate! This single parenthood is so not my thing! Like seriously! I figured out why Dunkin Donuts is speaking Swedish! SHE'S IN HEAT!!! My effin 4-month-old-kitty-cat IS IN HEAT! The good thing is, Brooklyn doesn't seem to be so hopefully I don't have to worry about my kittens having kittens right now...But seriously freaky stuff! And something I have to deal by myself!
Dunkin Donuts is meowing like there's no tomorrow, sometimes in Swedish and sometimes her soft little bird chirps. She's also on her back a lot, just rolling around. And then she's on her stomach with her tail up or to the side. Like seriously, no matter how broke I am in February, they are both getting neutered the first chance I got! I don't want to be acting as a kitten contraception! What should I do? Put a diaper on her? Is there such a thing as cat chastity belt?
And why does she have to roll in the kitty litter? With her long fur it gets everywhere!
I'm so not cut out for this! Is it February already?
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