It's been 6 years since the last time I fell in love so I'm not exactly sure how it goes...I'm little rusty I think. My symptoms are:
Big smile on my face all the time.
Inability to focus on anything for more than few seconds at a time.
Need to touch constantly.
Need to see all the time.
Feeling restless.
Isn't that what falling in love feels like?
And the object of my affection? My new tattoo!
And while we're not on the subject...WTF happened to the mild and NOT HUMID summers in Finland? I think I'm allergic to this weather! I hate feeling lethargic and like catching my breath is a chore. I hate the constant itching and sweating. I spent 3 years away and all of a sudden we have some kind of Mediterranean climate. And the fucking people are still saying there's no such thing as climate change! F You! I remember reading an article few years ago which said that in the not-so-distant-future Nordic countries are gonna turn into the new Mediterranean and turn into a tourist countries... Warm weather and beaches...and the Mediterranean region will be too hot for tourism. I thought that was decades away. If this continues I'm gonna have to move to further north or just pack my bags and go to Antarctica! This could be bearable if we had some kind of ocean/lake breeze but no. And my albino skin does not respond to heat and sun. not favorably that is. My so called freckles are pink/red. I wonder if I spent more time in the sun if they would actually turn into real freckles or even a "tan"? I do like the fact that I can wear shorts and tees/tanks but Dear Grilled Cheesus, this is too much! 25 degrees and no humidity, please?
I heard a rumor yesterday that my one woman online campaign for blueberry pie has reached its target audience and blueberry pie is in the works within the next few weeks! Internet is such an amazing medium...if my lobbyist/loan shark careers don't pan out, I might also consider career in the internet advertising sector! And seriously...since there's no immediate global warming happening anyway, there's really no need for environmental engineers/managers anyway so I can just forget about that.
As per my new diet, I have had groups #1, 2, 3 and 7 today. Made another f*ing amazing pasta salad today. It had both mozzarella and "greek style cheese". I'd pat myself in the back but it's too hot to move so I'll just verbally congratulate myself. Well done!
I'll be back tomorrow... later!
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