Let's go with random

So much to say, so little time. So I'm just gonna talk about everything today.

• How'bout we start with the weather? The disgustingly humid and hot weather we have here? I can talk about my hatred for humidity and I can talk about my albino skin and cold blood not being ok with this heat and humidity. I cannot stand humidity. It is the absolutely least favorite thing of mine. I will take the -20 degree Celsius temperatures with the whole-lotta-snow we had last winter over this. I'm not kidding. Summers in Finland are supposed to be MILD! But I can stand this for today and tomorrow if it means nice weather for Saturday in Tampere for the Pride Parade. 

• Speaking off...It's gonna be great again! I talked with Heidi yesterday and we have a plan. I'm seeing Susanna in between which is gonna be great and I have a car to take me there. What else could a girl ask for? 

• Me thinks that our fair-skinned red-headed president is secretly a lesbian! Scandalous, I know. But who else but a lesbian would start a website for her recently deceased cat? I mean seriously, think about it. Take a moment to think about. Then take a moment to think about how many times I have mentioned missing Sox and Bailey and wanting a cat. And then go on and google "lesbians" and see what comes up. If the first website doesn't mention lesbians and cats in a sentence or have a picture of a lesbian with her pussy, then you're not on a lesbian website! But seriously lesbian + cat = match-made-in-heaven

• I was going to wear my DeSean Jackson jersey to the Pride march but I don't think I can since it turns out DeSean is a homophobe. He went and said on a live radio interview something about  gay fag*ot or something as appealing and charming...He later apologized after a little media pressure but still. Can't march in a homophobes jersey. 

• Can I call the police at 3am and complain about the noise if I can hear my upstairs neighbor's snoring? He sounds like a sperm whale's mating call. I've never actually heard a sperm whales mating call but he's a guy and supposedly has sperm and it sounds like he's also a big guy, or just fat, so in my mind he's a sperm whale. On a normal night I can hear his low pitched snoring but few nights ago it was so high up I thought he was being tortured. And I wouldn't blame his lady friend for pinching his nose or putting a pillow over his head with the way he yells at her every Friday. He has a booming voice and a booming snore.

• Did I mention I got Blueberry Pie yesterday? I know you're not supposed to capitalize the first letters of that word but seriously, it was that good. And did I mention the personal best on WII bowling? 

• Fanfic is going to be the end of me. That's all I'll say about that.

That actually might be it for now...I'm kinda hungry and there's still a little piece of Blueberry Pie left. Will come back after the Pride if not tomorrow. 

Toodles!